Posted by: Brian Hibbs on March 3, 2007
Just back from WonderCon — Fridays are generally slow there, so its definitely the right day to go. I expect Saturday to be Madness. MADNESS, I say!
WC moved yet again — this time to Moscone South, or “The Big Moscone”, which made it seem even more slow, but, if I had to guess, attendance was probably up a little bit, just spread out over a bigger area.
Pro attendance seemed kind of low to me, but this may be a function of Convention Season Death March, with Florida 2 weeks ago, NY last week, and LA in 2 weeks from now — how can people do THAT MANY shows in a row?
Ben came with me for a couple hours in the morning — he’s so adorable out in public; and the purchase I allowed him, after doing the whole show floor to make sure what he got what was he REALLY wanted, was a mummy pen and a sarcophagus pencil case. He loved showing that off to every adult we spoke to, and virtually every adult was pretty stunned to see such a little man know that it was called a “sarcophagus”, and what Hieroglyphics were. Kid has himself an amazing vocabulary.
Got 2 new JSA pieces for the gallery from Matt Wagner — Hourman and Mr. Terrific. They are awesome, and I will punch you if you don’t think so. With the speed that I move to get things framed, it will probably be 3-4 months before they make it on CE’s walls, so if you’re at the store, ask and I shall show. We’re just down to 4 pieces left… Atom, Spectre, and (Golden age) Superman and Batman. Maybe we’ll even be finished by 2010!
Um, didn’t read a lot of comics yesterday (as you’ll see below) — decided to get caught up on TV, and the week’s worth of DAILY SHOWs backed up, etc. I desperately want to stop watching LOST because it keeps on spinning and spinning and spinning its wheels (LAST week, I *literally* screamed at the TV to HAVE SOMETHING [ANYTHING!!] HAPPEN!!!! and STOP INTRODUCING NEW FUCKING ‘OTHERS’, WE DON’T CARE YOU FUCKS!). The only reason I keep watching is because I feel like I invested some sixty hours of my life at this point, and I’d like that to fucking pay off, thankyouverymuch. THis is almost certainly a fool’s errand at this point.
Didn’t much care for THE BLACK DONNELEYS, but I’ll give it one more episode to see if it’s going anywhere.
Dude, have you seen the “Back To The Future” commercial for DirecTV with Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown? It bothers me. Deeply. Not just because I’d rather if every beloved movie wasn’t whored out to shill for something. And not just because I kinda assumed Christopher Lloyd was the kind of savvy actor who had such a string of visible memorable roles that I kind of figured he was set for life at this point, and didn’t need to do commercials. But really because it violates the very logic of the thing that it’s trying to use to shill. Marty, after the rescue at the clock tower in the 1950s, zooms, well, back to the future, and Doc Brown comes running up and say “Great Scott! I forgot to tell Marty about DirecTV!”. Yeah, except this is 1950s Doc Brown, who hasn’t time travelled, and won’t for another 30 years, and HE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT ANY SUCH THING. Further, even if he DID tell Marty, what the fuck could Marty DO with that info? Marty is going back to the 1980s — he’s at least 10 years from even the possibility of ubiquitous wide-spread satellite TV. Fuck, sell out if you HAVE to, but at least have the shit make sense, wouldja?
Whaaaaaat? You want comics? Well, between last night and now I’ve only read three:
CITY OF OTHERS #1: I’m torn. It’s really fucking pretty. Like “man, that’s god-damn amazingly wonderful looking!”; and it has one of the strongest voices Steve Niles has ever delivered yet with a cold, disassociated killer. But, it’s all in the service of what is pretty sub-NIGHT GALLERY story. First off, the killer is stupendously, no… RIDICulously! competent. TORE me out of the story. Second, what the fuck was up with that train? Third, isn’t that pretty directly ripped off from “Midnight Meat Train” in Clive Barker’s BOOKS OF BLOOD? Fourth, didn’t Niles either directly adapt, or at least edit the adaptation to comics of “Midnight Meat Train”? (I may be wrong on that score, but am too lazy to google it) Fifth, (paraphrasing) that last line of “And that’s how I knew it was zombies…. and vampires!” was truly truly cringe-inducing. Sixth, the fawning editorial page where she declares this, in effect, the second coming of horror comics, and how awesomely amazingly awesome it was, was just salt in the wounds. I dig she has a she-woody for Wrightson — and hell, his art is really really damn fine handled this way — but keep it in your pants. An editor should never come on the page and tell you how great something you just read was. (JOe and Dan could learn that lesson, too) It’s… well, it is simply unseemly. How do you balance an AWFUL (the story) with a GOOD (the lovely lovely art, and the specific scripting)? I’ll go with EH.
WOLVERINE #51: Oh cripes. Second verse, same as above. BEAUTIFUL looking little thing. HORRIFIC thing to read, filled with jibber jabber and blah blah blah and nonsensical nonsense about pretty much nothing. Marvel is offering a color-free version of the book (still $3, though! HAHAHAHAH!)… what about offering a words-free version? If it was just Bianchi drawing 22 pages of whatever-the-fuck… well, I wouldn’t have “enjoyed it”, but I’d be a lot closer to “Cool!”, but this is dragged down by the script. Sorry, we average out to AWFUL in this case (though, again, I FULLY SUPPORT those of you buying it for the art)
X-FACTOR #16: Art was much less likeable this go round (and likely drops it a full “grade”), but this was a really strong episode of Madrox Finds Himself. Didn’t really care about the Monet/Siryn thread too much, though. Monet is too one-note to continue to be entertaining. With the possible (and not always) exception of ASTONISHING, THIS is the best X-book being published each month. GOOD.
I’m sort of undecided about this “daily” experiment. I’m probably writing more than I would, and it’s not “Oh, God, block out 3 hours…” chore that writing a big one entails, but more manageable 30-60 chunks, but I also know I really can’t maintain this over the longer haul. Let me know if you like it like this, or if you prefer the longer single-entry-for-a-week entries…
I’ll be back tomorrow with more (assuming I get to read any more)
As always…. what did YOU think?