Posted by: Brian Hibbs on April 19, 2008
One of the big downsides of being sick is that you sleep a lot, but you’re not really sleeping WELL — tossing and turning all night long, waking up in pain, and the latest one, now that the antibiotics have started to work, the pain in the tonsils has switched to a sinus drip in the back of the throat, so that sleeping at night is sort of like being slowly waterboarded in your sleep. Joy.
But, last night I finally had like 6 solid hours of REM sleep, and what do you know I dream about a comics convention.
Actually, it was more like New York City itself had been turned INTO a giant comics convention, because my dream took place nowhere near the Javitts.
The first bit I remember (because I think it had been going on for a while before then) is that Peter David and I were coming back from some sort of CBLDF event (I was on the Board of the CBLDF for about 2 years, a while back), and we were meant to go to something in (of all places) Connecticut, so Peter went to go get his car, while I waited in the nearby park (I think it was Tompkins Square Park). While I’m there I’m hailed by Bryan Talbot, who, for some reason, is walking around with Piers Morgan, and a 12-year old boy with a british accent and mohawk wearing a name tag saying “Phillip Tan” (?!?!!?). I hang out with them for a few minutes before I realized that I’ve totally lost wherever Peter is supposed to meet me.
A car pulls up with several of my customers in it (including Shelton Yee, who used to own a comics shop in SF many years ago), and they offer to drive me around the park to look for PAD. Of course they take the wrong turn, and just as they pull away we get stuck in horrible midtown traffic (yes, we’ve shifted that far in dream logic) because there’s an Iron Man float coming down the street to promote the movie.
In the rear view window, I see a distant PAD waving frantically, so I hope out into traffic, and dodging cars (including the Speed Racer cars, and a procession of vehicles from the new Indy movie), make it across the street, where I am now in Washington Square Park, except that it has these long ramps added around the edges, with another “level” of park added. This additional level is Escher-like.
I’m trying to puzzle out how to navigate this when The Joker runs past, gassing people in the park. Batman then comes running, and kicks the shit out of him in front of me. Blood and teeth everywhere. I then see Dave Sim (circa 1989), Jeff Smith (current), and Rob Liefeld (!!) (circa Gap Commercial) and ask them if this is a promotion for the film, and Dave tells me, kind of archly, that no, Batman is real and has been running around New York for weeks, where have I been?
“Well, I’m trying to get to Connecticut,” I say. Oh, that’s where we’re going, the three of them say in chorus, in the same voice, and then Tzipora walks in the door of the room where I’m sleeping and I wake up and there’s no more.
At least my throat has stopped hurting.
I’m now going to go back to sleep, because my NYCC sounds more fun than the real one!